being a little inspired by a few things that happened in the past few weeks, five incredible statements that girls make came to my mind and i thought i list them down here, since it should be good for a few laughs.
1. 'i'm fat.'. need i say anymore?
2. 'i love you.'. this is because the things that girls 'love' can range from anything between a fuzzy bear cub to that mango top. so she could mean that you look like a sea lion or something, for all you know, when she claims that she 'loves' you. to be fair to them girls though, they may actually mean it sometimes. yeah, sometimes.
3. 'we need to talk.'. when they can do nothing for an entire day, do nothing throughout an entire trip but talk, and after that, talk some more. reminds me of someone in particular, but i digress.
4. this is a gem, bested only by something that is totally out of this world: 'you love football more than you love me.'. funny as this statement already is, to me at least, it was made funnier by ten folds by my friends pained expression as he was saying it. on one hand we have an inanimate object (disinfection), and on the other we have an animate object (antisepsis). go figure. on a totally different note, i remember my microbiology module!
5. and lastly, the pièce de résistance: 'i asked for a break-up only to test you. to see how much you need me. to see how much i mean to you.'. arrant, utter and total gimblonook (i made this word up) to me, and i think, to most of guys. really showcases a girl's mind at her gimblonooky (see above) best.
someone i know was asked this question while he was sitting next to his girlfriend some weeks ago.
'what do you like most about women?'.
with both his girlfriend and himself determinedly looking straight ahead and avoiding meeting each others' gaze, he replied thoughtfully and carefully (understandably), 'i like the way that girls are able to see things, matters in a totally illogical and unchronological way.'.
kinda of a backhanded complement, but to be fair, he does have a point. a very interesting point.
and this is perhaps why even after thousands of years, men still like women.
and still groan in disbelief when women remark that 'i'm fat.'.