i think i'm going to start a buy-matthew-a-retinascope-and-ophthalmoscope-fund.
all donations are welcome, especially those from the more fortunate. read: those who get $728 worth of equipment for free.
as chairperson of this fund raising project (me), i assure the public that all procedes, 100% of it will go straight to the charity of choice (the buy-matthew-a-retinascope-and-ophthalmoscope organisation), and not to install golden taps in my office, to fly first-class or for an astronomical salary (no it's peanuts really). also, heeding the government's call for transparency, we've published our acounts.
target: $728
sum received: $0
amount used for golden taps: $0
amount used to fly first-class: $0
amount used for insane salary: $0
to go: $728
on behalf you the beneficiary (me), i'd like to thank you for your generous donations.